what is a misha?

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a misha (mish scrongulus) is a species of deep-sea fish found living in the pacific ocean, that was unfortunately shot out onto the land by one of those volcanic vents and it was forced to grow legs and shit like that. HI i'm misha howard spectre (not my actual legal name, patent pending). i am renowned for being a weird little guy, and i have won the nobel peace prize (in my head) for being the first person to ever reach -1 years of age. i wanted to learn to code just for fun, at first, but having some place that is uniquely my own is very awesome. my brain also just functions by categorizing things, and i would love to have a space where i can talk about what i want to and sorting algorithm it all together. i can express myself how i want without fear of the expanse of social media.

if you would like to contact me, you can email me or talk to me on discord!

some fun misha facts to take your way:

i am 20 and my birthday is on june 24th. sorry for lying about winning the nobel peace prize.

my pronouns are they / he / it / thon / fish. collect my pages

my favorite animals are monkeys, apes, fish, cats, dogs, lizards, turtles, tortoises, birds, if i go on any longer i'll list every single animal that exists on planet earth.

related to above, i have seen methuselah the lungfish in person. certainly one of the fish of all time.

my funny personality type labels that don't matter at all are infj, 4w5, 416, sp/so, and eii.

our landlady used to be the actress that played the babysitter in the really bad cat in the hat movie. i am so serious.

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